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America’s Sparta Normal-Fit T-Shirt
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Price : $22.00

The Spartans are, in contemporary culture, undoubtedly the most celebrated of the Ancient Greeks. We’re mesmerized by the tales of battlefield sacrifice, discipline, and overall ethos. Furthermore, their distinct place within larger Greek culture is the envy of human history?a fiercely independent people who, on numerous occasions, carried the weight of a much larger society. America, in all her greatness, can be compared to Ancient Greece in many ways?our Shakespearian inner turmoil, warlike tendencies, exceptional rise to dominance, and distinctive patriotism. We are a unified people made up of many states and smaller cultures. So who are the Spartans of this collection of states? Well, like the Spartans of Ancient Greece, we have an independently minded group of people who dominate the southern part of our society. Like the Greeks of old, they pledge allegiance to their culture over the larger one. And like the Lacedaemians, they’ve produced an untold amount of notable warriors, scribes, poets, philosophers, and statesmen. They’re Texans: an independent people within the greater United States. There are no people like them in America. They talk differently, think differently, and act differently. And within that fiercely independent state, there are numerous other cultural difference. The people of South Texas are different than people of Central Texas. The people of West Texas are different than people of East Texas. The people of North Texas are different than . . . well, Okies. But they all share one common bond: they’re Texans. They’re easy to hate because of who they are. They’ve accomplished so much in athletics, warfare, literature, politics, business, agriculture, and in their state’s history. They know this, too. They know how they stand out. They are Texans. They are America’s Sparta.

About US

    Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.
    Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.
    From George Washington to the newest recruit and everyone else in between - Thank You.
    We’re talking about the people that believe the Fourth of July is more than just an excuse to set off fireworks, that flying the American Flag all year long is a civic duty, that taking the time to send letters to our troops is an honor, and who realize that America wasn’t forged on the backs of journalists, politicians, or campus rallies, but rather through the suffering and discipline of steely-eyed men who refused to accept defeat.
  • DOGS.
    Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.
    We…uhhh…think this is a good idea.
    Honestly, aren't they the reason we do anything?

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