Hoist the Black Flag Whiskey Glass
Pirates aren’t just a bunch of Somali guys driving hoopty boats around the Horn of Africa. In American culture, and the Western Hemisphere as a whole, pirates were the most feared sea brigands to ever sail the ocean. They had no loyalty to a land or people. Their pure drive in life was loot and mayhem. The Jolly Roger flag represented everything dangerous about the New World. The very purpose of the flag was to instill fear in victim ships in the hopes they would surrender without a fight. It worked. The flag has since morphed from a signal of awaiting carnage to a symbol of rebellion, warrior mindset, and outlaw behavior. It’s flown by law-abiding citizens and banditos alike. It’s our history. It’s who we are. It represents the cutthroat nature that forged this land.
Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.
- SOLDIERS, MARINES, SAILORS, AIRMEN, COASTGUARDSMEN, FIREMEN, & POLICE OFFICERS.
Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.
From George Washington to the newest recruit and everyone else in between - Thank You.
We’re talking about the people that believe the Fourth of July is more than just an excuse to set off fireworks, that flying the American Flag all year long is a civic duty, that taking the time to send letters to our troops is an honor, and who realize that America wasn’t forged on the backs of journalists, politicians, or campus rallies, but rather through the suffering and discipline of steely-eyed men who refused to accept defeat.
Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.
- REVERSING THE GROWING OPPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.
We…uhhh…think this is a good idea.
- HOT CHICKS.
Honestly, aren't they the reason we do anything?