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Socialism Normal-Fit T-Shirt
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Have you ever been in public and seen someone wearing a Che shirt? Sure you have. It’s nauseating to see. You just want to calmly walk up to the individual and start shaking them like a British nanny while screaming, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?”

I’ll tell you what they’re thinking: nothing. They’ve put absolutely zero thought into what they’re doing.

We could cite socialist revolution after social revolution and the short and long term ramifications that came with them. Freedom is never sustained. Economies are not sustained. People start to flee. And when those governments realize they start losing their best and brightest, thy start using violence to keep people in. Long story short, it’s a complete shit show. But yet here, in the land of the free and the brave, Aidan Crumwiper, local hipster who has lived in a blanket of freedom he has no appreciation for, is wearing a Che shirt—a guy who murdered dissenters and those who didn’t think like him. Some real humanitarian stuff.
He’s wearing that shirt because he’s too stupid and ignorant to study what history has shown time and time again with socialism. He wants utopia because it feels good, so he’ll sacrifice every ounce of his true freedoms to impose that destructive system on everyone else.
You’re a real moron, Aidan. Socialism: it’s really fuckin’ stupid.

About US

    Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.
    Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.
    From George Washington to the newest recruit and everyone else in between - Thank You.
    We’re talking about the people that believe the Fourth of July is more than just an excuse to set off fireworks, that flying the American Flag all year long is a civic duty, that taking the time to send letters to our troops is an honor, and who realize that America wasn’t forged on the backs of journalists, politicians, or campus rallies, but rather through the suffering and discipline of steely-eyed men who refused to accept defeat.
  • DOGS.
    Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.
    We…uhhh…think this is a good idea.
    Honestly, aren't they the reason we do anything?

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