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The Urban Bachelor

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Price : $375.00 $325.00

This kit was built for a bachelor living in downtown Baltimore who planned to get to his family’s house in Southern Delaware. He’s physically fit and very determined to get there, but there’s one big problem with his plan…the Chesapeake Bay. Between his apartment and bug out site there’s one major bridge across the Bay that would become a natural choke point for crowds and criminals. Besides leaving Baltimore, he would also have to go through the state capitol, Annapolis, which means crowds.

Getting all the way there in his vehicle is unlikely. But going around the bay adds 30 miles and 1-2 days. Whichever route he chose on the day of departure, his kit needed to be ready for both courses of action as well as a third…not getting across the bay at all.

Redundant water purification means are a must in this situation because he plans to go over or around a large, natural water source that’s both freshwater and brackish at points. Since he was going to be travelling around a large water source, we made sure to pack a larger emergency fishing kit than most.

For food we packed energy bars, SOS rations, and MRE’s. The benefit to this strategy is it will keep him moving. If he packed freeze-dried meals then he would have to also carry a means of heating up water. MRE’s only need cold water and come with utensils (plus they have a lot of calories). He’s physically fit and plans to walk many miles at night so he needs ample light and batteries. He doesn’t own a gun, so we packed a hatchett and a stun gun / flashlight combo.

100 miles is a long way to go without hygiene, so we packed adequate toiletries and medications and he added 3 pairs of socks and underwear. For shelter, we decided on a tube tent and sleeping bag.

The Urban Bachelor inventory:

  • 8 Emergency water packets
  • 4 Strips of Aquatabs
  • 1 Life Straw
  • 1 Liter Folding bottle
  • 4 Energy bars (400 cal ea)
  • 2 Emergency food ration bars (3600 cal ea)
  • 2 MREs
  • 4 Tealight candles
  • 1 Butane lighter
  • 2 Packs of waterproof matches
  • 2 Zip fire starters
  • 1 Set of fire sticks
  • 2 Cyalume light sticks
  • 1 Headlamp
  • 6 Hand warmers
  • 1 Emergency blanket
  • 1 Emergency poncho
  • 1 Set of gloves
  • 1 Emergency sleeping bag
  • 1 Tube tent
  • 1 85-piece First Aid Kit
  • 1 Hygiene pack (toothbrush, toothpaste, body wash, deodorant, hand sanitizer, cleansing wipes, tissue, TP roll, cotton swabs, insect repellent wipes, sun block)
  • 1 Medical pack (Neosporin, Gold Bond, Advil, Benadryl, Dayquil, Nyquil, Blistex, Tums, Visine, face mask)
  • 1 Multi-tool
  • 1 Multi use whistle
  • 1 Fishing kit
  • 10 feet of snare wire
  • 1 Paracord bracelet with compass and flint
  • 1 Tree saw
  • 1 Tanto knife with flint
  • 1 Hatchet
  • 1 Stun gun / tactical flashlight combo
  • 1 Bushcraft 101 manual

He added a few changes of clothes and keeps a set of gloves and a beanie handy in case he has to bug out in the winter.

Bag options – The Urban Bachelor comes in tactical and low-profile bags. We chose a non-descript satchel for this situation because getting out of downtown Baltimore to his bug out site would most likely be part of a crowd of refugees. Also the client drives a Prius, so the combination of this bag and that car is unlikely to draw the attention of thieves. It also comes in a tactical nylon ruck (desert, gray, green, black, or multi-cam)

About US

I'm no Special Ops badass or survival expert. I graduated from the US Army Ranger School 25 years ago and survival school  (SERE) a couple years after that. It was the best training of my life and I left there with a huge amount of confidence that if I was ever in a survival situation, I’d be fine. Still...I always kept a bug out bag by the door in case of...anything because a prepacked bag gives you a huge advantage over the rest of the world – time.

But I got tired of seeing the same old cheap survival bags that don’t take your geography, physical capabilities, dietary restrictions, or anything about you into account. And worse are those bags that promise 3 days of survival for one person. Who? And in what climate? And why are they all packed in camouflaged bags that attract attention? No thought is put into them. Everyone’s situation is different so your survival kit has to be tailored for each individual.

I live in Washington DC and my survival site is 75 miles away in the Blue Ridge Mountains. There are plenty of fresh water sources, edible plants, and crops along the way, so food and water are not my biggest concerns. My biggest concern is people. If there was ever a comet, plague, or general scare in DC the roads would choke in an instant. If I'm not the first one on the road I'm gonna be caught in a shitstorm of panicked people so what I need is a low profile bag, plenty of alternate routes out of the city and weapons.

But when I packed my first bug out bag for this area (Northern Virginia), I made huge mistakes. I threw anything and everything into it thinking, “more is better.” Oh how wrong I was. Every bug out bag has to be tailored to the individual, their geography, capability, medical and dietary conditions, and especially...route. There are more variables than most people take into consideration.

Maybe you have diabetes. Maybe you're the "cranky when hungry" type who needs to carry more food or the "fuck sleeping on the ground" type. Maybe you have guns and need lots of ammo. Maybe you refuse to eat gluten. Maybe you sweat like crazy and need additional towels, t-shirts, and underwear. We'll talk about where you're going, who's going with you, what's available along the way, what you're capable of carrying, what the threats are, what your restrictions are, and anything else we can think of. We'll make a survival kit that’s right for you. And your family.

At DASH, we realize humans are humans. In a survival situation, people resort to their base instincts and steal. Especially when there's no law to stop them. So which is better...a gunfight to protect what you have or the bad guys not even giving you the time of day? A tactical, camouflaged, badass looking bag isn’t always a good thing.

A survival kit is a means to an end. It’s not meant to keep you safe and happy forever. It’s there to get you from point A to point B without worrying about whether or not you’re going to die from starvation, dehydration or exposure along the way. With a little bit of thought and effort, we can make the DASH to your alternative site a lot more comfortable.

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