Well Whiskey Aficionado Vintage-Fit T-Shirt
Price : $27.00
Sometimes you just don’t give a shit what you drink. You could have all the money in the world, an incredible palate, and access to the very best. But if you’re looking to just get recklessly blasted for the sake of getting blasted, sometimes you gotta go for that well whiskey.
You got your first taste of it when you dead broke and a PFC in the barracks or in college. Slowly over the years you bought the better stuff. That’s what maturity and money does to you. But you’re not so bourgeois that you can’t hit the hard, make-you-go-blind stuff. You know exactly what you’re in for and you’re brave enough to tackle the task at hand: to get completely shithoused.
You are class. You are taste. You are a well whiskey aficionado.
You can tell a man by the shoes he wears and the whiskey he drinks.
Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.
- SOLDIERS, MARINES, SAILORS, AIRMEN, COASTGUARDSMEN, FIREMEN, & POLICE OFFICERS.
Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.
From George Washington to the newest recruit and everyone else in between - Thank You.
We’re talking about the people that believe the Fourth of July is more than just an excuse to set off fireworks, that flying the American Flag all year long is a civic duty, that taking the time to send letters to our troops is an honor, and who realize that America wasn’t forged on the backs of journalists, politicians, or campus rallies, but rather through the suffering and discipline of steely-eyed men who refused to accept defeat.
Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.
- REVERSING THE GROWING OPPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.
We…uhhh…think this is a good idea.
- HOT CHICKS.
Honestly, aren't they the reason we do anything?